Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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