Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
porn star boner night. come get it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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