i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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