I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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