Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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