oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
