Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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