"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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