Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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