I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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