i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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