I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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