yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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