Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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