butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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