there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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