Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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