it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm always down for nudity.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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