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do herpes really smell.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Mom said you looked used
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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