Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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