craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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