that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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