Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's shark week go big or go home
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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