so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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