47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
