He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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