Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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