his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
being pregnant is like rehab
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
