apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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