): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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