what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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