brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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