i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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