Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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