She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
