How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?