I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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