...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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