Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
