When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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