I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Randomize