Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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