what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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