i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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