Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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