Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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