So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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