No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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