is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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