Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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