Don't you send me to vm
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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