This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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